: Come up with custom, dryly delivered PA announcements to match the iconic in-game voice lines (e.g., "We remind patients that dying in the corridors is strictly prohibited due to floor cleaning schedules." ).
: Write fictional, overly dramatic medical charts for the game's classic illnesses: Theme Hospital
The Greedy Admin: Win a level by charging the absolute maximum price for every cure. : Come up with custom, dryly delivered PA