"I’m almost ready" = I haven't started looking for my keys yet.
Mix in some sweet compliments that actually bridge the gap between humor and affection. [11] The Husband
Invite readers to add their own "translations" in the comments. "I’m almost ready" = I haven't started looking
I can help you flesh out a full draft for the one you like most. The Husband
The Hook: Every marriage has its own secret language. The Meat: Create a funny "translation guide." For example: