They fought through the streets of Rome, back-to-back, dodging Khnum fireballs and tearing through Scythian Witch-Hags. It was a ballet of bullets. Every time a giant Scrapjack cornered them, they found a way out, laughing as the screen filled with hundreds of enemies at once. The "free" version was holding up—no crashes, no glitches, just pure, unadulterated carnage.
Sam froze. He looked at the "Free Download" folder on his desktop. The file size was changing, growing larger by the second, as if it were downloading something... into the room with him. Serious Sam 4 (Incl. Multiplayer) Free Download...
He realized then that the "No Virus" claim was technically true. It wasn't a virus. It was a doorway. They fought through the streets of Rome, back-to-back,
A wave of Beheaded Kamikazes crested the hill. Sam didn't hesitate. He leveled his assault rifle and let lead fly. The first few rows detonated in a glorious chain reaction of fire and pixelated gore. The "free" version was holding up—no crashes, no
"You ready?" a voice crackled through his headset. It was his friend, Miller, waiting in the Discord lobby.