Santa Baby 2: Christmas Maybe May 2026

(The Unofficial Sequel to the 1953 Classic)

Santa baby, I checked my bank account and—well, yikes .I’ve been an angel... mostly. Depending on your likes.I forgot to write my list, was busy doomscrolling on my phone,So just bring the whole sleigh, baby, and leave me alone. Santa Baby 2: Christmas Maybe

While the original wanted a fur and a yacht, the sequel is aiming for: A subscription that never expires. A therapist who takes his insurance. The "unsend" button for every text sent after 11 PM. A duplex in the city (with a deed that’s fully signed). (The Unofficial Sequel to the 1953 Classic) Santa

Think heavy upright bass, but with a lo-fi hip-hop beat underneath. It’s meant to be hummed while you’re nervously wandering the aisles of a Target on December 24th. While the original wanted a fur and a

If the original "Santa Baby" was a confident list of demands, "Christmas Maybe" is the chaotic energy of someone who forgot to RSVP to the North Pole gala but still wants the gift bag. It’s jazz-pop with a wink—a little more playful, a lot more indecisive, and perfectly suited for the modern era of "it’s complicated."

Should we flesh this out into a , or would you like a theatrical script treatment for a short film version?