"Oh yeah? Well, I’ll prove it," Peter replies. "I’m going to enter the Quahog Science Fair and win the grand prize: a $50 gift card to ."

The two of them start a high-speed, intellectual "chicken fight" in the middle of the science fair, debating the merits of various philosophical schools while punching each other.

"Precisely! But if it gets too full, it might explode and turn the entire town into—well, even bigger idiots than they already are."

The scene opens at . Peter, Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland are sitting at their usual booth.

The cat immediately begins spinning uncontrollably in mid-air. Peter watches it for a second. "This is like the time I tried to start my own airline."

"Ah, Brian, just in time for the apocalypse," Stewie chirps. "I’ve created a 'Stupidity Magnet.' It draws all the idiotic thoughts out of the surrounding area and condenses them into this little ball of pure, concentrated moronic energy."

"Shut up, Meg," Peter says, wheeling in his spinning cat-toast machine.

"Oh God," Stewie groans. "I’ve made them all like Brian. The smugness levels are off the charts!" "Hey!" Brian protests.

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