"We saved fifteen hundred dollars," Liam reminded her, sitting on 'The Cloud.' "We own a haunted bus seat, Liam," Sarah sighed.
As the kid hauled the 'Bus Seat' down the stairs, Liam turned to Sarah. "See? We didn't just get a free sofa. We got a free sofa and fifty bucks." buy one get one free sofa
"Next time," Sarah said, sinking into the charcoal velvet, "we just buy one." "We saved fifteen hundred dollars," Liam reminded her,
By Sunday, the free sofa was sitting in their guest room, looking like a hitchhiker who had moved in and refused to leave. Every time they walked past, it seemed to vibrate with its own ugliness. We didn't just get a free sofa
"Great choice," the salesman said, his smile a bit too wide. "Now, for your free one. Choose anything from the 'Clearance Graveyard' in the back."
They spent Saturday at Sofas & Such , a warehouse that smelled of Scotchgard and desperation. They eventually picked out 'The Cloud'—a deep, charcoal sectional that felt like sitting on a marshmallow.
"We don’t even have room for two sofas," Sarah pointed out, eyeing their modest apartment.