Annoy Online

As Toby scrambled out, he accidentally kicked the doorframe, making a sharp thud that echoed through the silent shop. Elias sighed, reached for his magnifying loupe, and began the long crawl across the carpet.

"Toby," Elias said, turning slowly in his swivel chair. "Do you know what 'annoy' means?" As Toby scrambled out, he accidentally kicked the

It wasn't a melody; it was a rhythmic, airy wheeze-puff that seemed to emanate from the next room where his new apprentice, Toby, was ostensibly cleaning the workbench. It was the kind of sound that didn't just reach the ears; it vibrated against the teeth. "Do you know what 'annoy' means

"Toby," Elias called out, his voice a low vibration of restrained irritation. "The solvent. Is it applied?" "The solvent

Toby stopped mid-whistle, his cleaning rag frozen. "Uh, like when my sister hides my phone?"

Elias gripped his tweezers tighter. Focus, he told himself. He lowered the hairspring into place. Wheeze-puff. Wheeze-puff.

"No," Elias whispered, standing up. "It is the slow, methodical erosion of another person's sanity. It is a whistle that doesn't know its own tune. It is gum that sounds like a wet boot in a swamp. It is the destruction of a three-thousand-dollar hairspring."